Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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