But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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