shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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