I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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