Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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