it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
she smelled like a LAN party
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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