he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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