Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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