Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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