Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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