I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'm really busy with my period
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