that's an acceptable place to lick
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
