I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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