when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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