And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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