i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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