shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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