Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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