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Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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