Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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