their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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