I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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