me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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