We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I understand Curling. That high.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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