There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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