I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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