So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize