I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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