Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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