Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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