just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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