When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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