Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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