you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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