its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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