he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
We got so high we made milksteak
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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