'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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