I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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