Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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