You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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