Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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