Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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