too bad you live with your parents still
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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