just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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