problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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