Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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