i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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