thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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