okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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