Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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