I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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