Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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