Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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