before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
how does that bad decision feel?
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