You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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